Here’s the Story

On By Insomnia GirlIn Uncategorized

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: Here’s the story.

Me: Huh?

VIT: Of a man named Brady.

Me: Oh Christ.

VIT: Who was bringing up three very hairy boys.

Me: Those aren’t the words.

VIT: Each one of them looked a lot like the other.

VIT: They looked like garden gnomes.

Me: That’s not…

VIT: Until one day when this lady met this fellow.

Me: That’s not even the correct order.

VIT: And she had some blonde kids of her own.

VIT: Muh bleh muhff ee blahaha la da da dada… and they were all alone.

Me: Are you done?

VIT: ……….

VIT: ……….

VIT: So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy… 👏👏👏👏

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51 thoughts on “Here’s the Story”

  11. And now fish don’t fry in the kitchen; beans don’t burn on the grill. DG, you’re a movin’ on up!

    Wait … do I have to call you IG now? 🤔

    Either way, G, your thoughts at night may be hell to you but they are music to us. I’m gonna buy you a coffee! Really, it’s just to keep you up long enough, though, to get another post. 😉

    Many lucks on the new and old endeavor(s)!

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  13. dcmoy

    Okay, but I have conversations with VIT on the daily –
    VIT: Do you remember when…
    Me: Can we just not?
    VIT: Okay, but what if you…
    Me: Damn it. I thought we agreed to never talk about that.
    VIT: Yeah, but it’s important that we talk about it now.
    Me: Mmmm, I don’t know about this.

    Yeah, it happens. My favorite part was probably “That’s not even the correct order.” IG, thank you for this! You’re the bomb dot com, girl!

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  18. Then wow, you’re off to a fantastic start! I’ve been at this for over a year, with now only 18 followers, still. Oh yeah, I’m following you. If you keep it light and happy, then they’ll keep coming. If you’re serious and downhearted-sounding, then, well, you know. You have a niche already, looks like. Yippee!

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      1. Thank for the reply…I don’t have a Twitter account. 🤔 I just thought the way you’ve formatted your writing would work well on Instagram. Have a great day! Look forward to more of your writing. ☺

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  38. Stella aka "fennario"

    UNO! DOS! ONE TWO TRES QUATROS!
    Give us any pill we’ll take it,
    Give us any glass we’ll break it
    We’re gonna…uhhh…zzzzzz….HEY HEY WE’RE THE MONKEES, C’MON GET HAPPY…
    Thanks, brain.

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      1. Stella aka "fennario"

        And that perennial question: Was it Mary Tyler Moore or That Girl who threw her hat in the air at the end of the opening credits? I don’t care, but my brain thinks it’s important in the wee hours.

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