It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: When I retire I think I want to take up pumpkinery.
Me: You do that.
VIT: Yeah, and snowmanery.
Me: I know I am going to regret this but, what?
VIT: You know, people who are really good at carving pumpkins and building snowmen. It’s festive and artistic.
Me: Sure, makes sense. Night night.
VIT: ……And hedgery.
Me: Mhmmm. Sounds good.
VIT: and dolphinery.
Me: THAT’S NOT A WORD!