It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: You know what I hate?
Me: ……
VIT: The term “Jill off.”
Me: Like “jerk off” for girls? What’s wrong with it?
VIT: It just bothers me.
Me: Go to sleep.
VIT: You just can’t put “Jill” in front of everything to indicate that it’s the girl version.
Me: Ok, that’s fine, no Jills. Go to sleep.
VIT: Ok. Don’t let the bed Jills bite!
VIT: Maybe you will get a visit from the sand Jill.
VIT: Actually it’s not there to replace “jerk off” but “jack off”.
Me: Jesus.
VIT: So I guess that’s fine.
VIT: ……You know what else bothers me?
Me: ……What!?
VIT: Terrorism.
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I had too much wine last night and woke up just a tad hug over; I really needed a laugh to get my brain functioning….so Thank you!!!!!!
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LOL. You have a good sense of hmor when it’s 2AM.
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I mean… VIT has a point…
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😂😂😂😂😂😂…it just doesnt have the same ring to it… I agree…!
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OMG! Hahaha. So random and fucking beautiful!
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Hahaha love this
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these are so fun to read!
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Bahahaha you made me LOL in the end there for sure 🙃🙃
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OMG I lost it at the end there. Totally unexpected. I mean, what can you really say to your VIT then? It’s not wrong.
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Hahahahahaha, the end. That made me laugh out loud
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Haha!
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I’ve never heard the term Jill off. I just learned something new!
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I prefer to call them night crazies! Funny? Maybe the next day. Our CO2 detector malfunctioned the other night and my VITs worried about how the emergency crews would think it was suicide if I fell asleep in the wrong position…..🙄
Best of luck tonight
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Hahahaha!😂
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Oh my God. So hilarious. Your VIT is much more humorous than mine.
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My VIT has ADHD, jumps from one train to the next dragging me along.
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Haha my VIT does the same thing… doesn’t matter what time of the day it is!
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Yeah… I never understood why people use that term lol.
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I literally (my 3 year old just used that word correctly in a sentence yesterday… “that car repair store is literally still there!”) laughed out loud.
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Haha! Thank you!!
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lolxx
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Love it ! But feel bad for you but understand insomnia sucks and the the things that go through your mind at that time .
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Let’s hold hands and think peace.
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