It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: If I were a serial killer…
Me: Stop. Right. There.
VIT: ……
VIT: If I were a serial killer, I would kill people with nuts.
Me: You’re out of your mind.
VIT: Yeah! I would find people with nut allergies and rub nuts all over them so that the headlines would be, “SERIAL KILLER TERRORIZES TOWN WITH NUTS.”
VIT: …or “KILLER RUBS NUTS ON HELPLESS VICTIMS.”
Me: That’s sick.
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I laughed so hard at this one. I always enjoy reading your thoughts.
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Thank you so much!!
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That last one “Killer rubs nuts on helpless victims” my mind went so far south. lol
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I see I wasn’t the only one thinking in that direction… 😣
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No, far from. Faaaaaaaar from that, indeed!
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Same here girl, same here lol
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Serial killer terrorizes town with nuts LOLZ I’m dying. Good stuff
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😂
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Ah, I see VIT is having somewhat seasonal thoughts; death by nuts has a touch of holiday flare!!!! Thank you, as ever, for making me laugh!!
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What a great post!
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This is probably a thought that would keep me up, too.
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Ahahahahahahhahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️
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lmaooooo… hahaha…
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Well I can’t lie. I’m kind of on board with VIT tonite. That’s awesome. ‘Cept… Don’t kill anyone k?
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Damn. We think alike. LOL
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Omgosh, way too funny.
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I love your posts. Short and hilarious 😀
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And why does this sound so logical and exactly like the thoughts that keep me up? ;o)
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Depending on the contents, you could kill someone who has a nut allergy using a commercial breakfast product, making the headline “Cereal Killer strikes!”
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Yesssss!!!!!!!!! 😂
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Haha your posts never fail to make me laugh
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That is right up there will removing safety labels and only the ones with no common sense would die, then the headlines would read: “Serial Killer systematically kills people who lack common sense by removing safety warning labels, and lets natural selection run it’t course. Full story on page 9”
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😆
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i wanted so hard to laugh out loud right here in the library.
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haha! Excellent!
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Hillarious! 🙂
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They would just outlaw nuts 😦
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OMG I’m dying!
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I love how you “reprimand” VIT. Comedic gold!!
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Sick but utterly hilarious 😂
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I cackled. Loudly.
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This is sooooo hilarious. “SERIAL KILLER TERRORIZES TOWN WITH NUTS” 😂😂😂
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Thank you so much!!!
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You are seriously disturbed. No wonder we are friends. If I am going to die, I would happily be the subject of a headline about a killer nut rub!
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oh my gosh dreamer just cracked me up. I just came over here to let you know I gave you a good mention on todays post. Everyonce in awhile I do a thing where I say nice things about bloggers I read, it’s my way of giving back to the community.
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Danny! Thank you so much!!
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I was struggling with my homework, but this released me. So hilarious!! :))
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Nuts but obsessed nut rubs nuts on unsuspecting allergy sufferers. Calls the high an almond joy.
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**Nuts NUT obsessed Autocorrect is not my friend today (or any day really)
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Found you some crunchy nuts on Facebook 😂 rather, I saw this post and thought of you. https://www.facebook.com/DoritosUSA/posts/10156105449106165
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😂
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Actually lol’ed at this xD
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Oh gosh, I bloody love this :’)
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❤❤❤❤❤
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Hahah this made me think about the fact I have a manager who is deathly allergic to nuts 😂
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Hahaha!
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Bahahahaha!!!!! VIT is a NUT JOB I love this shit!!!!
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I thought I was the only one who thought this kind of shit late at night xD
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love it oxo
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These are great! Really enjoying them!
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Thank you so much!
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Sick but great!
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