It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: I think the neighbors might be vampires.
Me: For the love of God.
VIT: They are removing all the windows from their house!
Me: So?
VIT: So who does that? It’s deranged!
Me: Stop being so judgmental.
VIT: Oh, I’m sorry, now I can’t judge vampires?
Me: Oh brother…
VIT: They have been around for hundreds of years. Eating. People.
VIT: Not to mention all the other stuff…
Me: The other stuff?
VIT: You know, sparkling, and… fucking eating people.
Me: Please go to sleep.
VIT: I think we should move.
Me: What?
VIT: I AM NOT LIVING NEXT DOOR TO VAMPIRES!
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I got a good chuckle from this! Thank you! 😊
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Good one! I feel my neighbours are vampires too😂😂
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Ha! So funny! 😂
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Very Funny! 🙂
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If I was my friend, I would move. While staying at my friend’s place on multiple occasions I had some similar thoughts. Vampires lived a floor above. It’s a real thing.
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Hiya! I’ve only recently followed your blog but from what I have seen, you are incredibly funny and I have really enjoyed your posts. I’ve had similar conversations with myself when I struggle to sleep 😂 I’ve nominated you for the Liebster Award and have mentioned you in my most recent blog post about it 😊
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Awww! Thank you so much!!!
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Jinx! I just nominated you for the Liebster Award too!
And, yes, you should certainly move. If they aren’t vampires, they’re definitely mad scientists who have removed windows that might shatter when their experiments explode.
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Ooooh, creepy scientists! Creepy VAMPIRE SCIENTISTS!
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Legit I had a pharmacist I used to think was a vampire. Would be a pretty solid profession for one, I think. THESE ARE LEGIT FEARS.
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This post tickles me! In fact, they all do! Keep it up, Insomnia Girl.
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❤❤❤❤❤
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I hate Twilight..VAMPIRES SHOULD NOT FUCKING SPARKLE! WTF is that shit? No. Just..NO.
Also..TOTALLY Team Jacob. Rawr.
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Yes to all of that!
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Unicorn Vampires!!!! Get with the program!
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Wait, are they really removing all their windows? Why? What is the point of that?
Although, my friend has neighbors across the street who built a giant black wooden wall around the facade of their house that covers the whole. fucking. house. I think you can just see the attic and roof. Apparently, they’re from some Asian country (I forget which) and this kind of architectural thing is common there? I don’t know, but everytime I go over to his house I, too, immediately think, “Vampires!”
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Yes! They are removing the windows!!!! They have taken out 5!!!
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That’s so weird! I want to know why. I tried googling “why you would remove your home windows” but it just kept giving me instructions on uninstalling Windows 8. =/
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Haha! So I would just go ask them, but I have never seen them! I bought my house 8 months ago, and the only people I ever see are the workmen removing the fucking windows lol!
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at least removing the windows will spare you from all that goddamn sparkling 😀
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😂😂😂
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I really enjoy reading your posts they make me laugh. At last I’m not the only weird person out there.
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😂😂❤❤
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Oh my gosh. Hysterical. 🙋🏻
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That’s good keep it up
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Once again you slay!
BTW: I am quite certain my neighbors definitely are vampires or cooking meth, same M.O.! 🧛♂️ 😂
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Totally the same….worse even lol!
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Lol! Then they must be pretty bad! 😂😂
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WTF? They eat people? I thought they just sparkled, fell in love and battled werewolves. Next time I see people removing windows I am going to totally shit myself. Your brain is an asshole.
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I love your posts. Very entertaining, though I feel ya on the insomnia.
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my neighbors are also blocking up their windows. i belive they’re making meth. i’d prefer vampires.
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Word!
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VIT makes a very rational point. Do you want your blood sucked?
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🧛🧛🧛
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Haha!! The same thoughts I have when I’m not able to sleep.
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I meant to comment this last week, because you know it occured to me… I’ve had people directly across the hall move in back in October. I hear them. I see their lights on. I hear the door open and close multiple time all hours of night….. I have never once laid eyes on any of them. Ever. And everyday I leave my place and look directly into their front patio on my way out I think how weird that is. Hmm… lease is up soon. Just sayin.
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My neighbors are aliens.
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Thats the worst! lol
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Vampires are no fun. Having said that, would they even have a sense of humor?
Where you have VIT, I have a little old hunchbacked tailor living in my head. Always muttering away.
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A tailor! Lol! Sew this! sew it!
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🤣 I wish. Try the “philosophical musings of pre-post-existentialist perceptions” with a nihilistic twist.
Stupid ethnic Hungarian from Transylvania.
Disclosure, my paternal ancestors were ethnic Hungarians from Transylvania. I’m sure one of them has taken up (semi-) permanent residence in my brain. As a squatter.
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😂
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Haha too funny!
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What if they are sparkling and not eating people? Maybe sparkling and eating unicorns or baby otters. Would that be better?
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😂
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