What Do You Think He Is Dreaming About?

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: What do you think Keith is dreaming about?

Me: I don’t know, go to sleep.

VIT: I bet he’s dreaming of other women.

Me: He’s not dreaming of other women.

Me: ……

Me: … What other women?

VIT: I don’t know. Maybe Carol?

Me: Who the fuck is Carol?!

VIT: That’s exactly what I want to know!


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32 thoughts on “What Do You Think He Is Dreaming About?

  1. LMAO! I never worried about my ex dreaming about other women. He had to worry about me dreaming about him! I would have dreams where he was just a total dick and I would wake up soooo angry at him!
    “Dream you is such a dick!”
    “WTF THAT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

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