It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: What do you think Keith is dreaming about?
Me: I don’t know, go to sleep.
VIT: I bet he’s dreaming of other women.
Me: He’s not dreaming of other women.
Me: … What other women?
VIT: I don’t know. Maybe Carol?
Me: Who the fuck is Carol?!
VIT: That’s exactly what I want to know!
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