It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: What do you think Keith is dreaming about?
Me: I don’t know, go to sleep.
VIT: I bet he’s dreaming of other women.
Me: He’s not dreaming of other women.
Me: ……
Me: … What other women?
VIT: I don’t know. Maybe Carol?
Me: Who the fuck is Carol?!
VIT: That’s exactly what I want to know!
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^^^ 50% of the reason behind women waking up mad at their S.O.s for ‘no reason’. Thanks VIT!
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Haha! So. True!
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Haha you and your VIT crack me up, I totally relate to those random and annoying VIT 😄
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lmaoo…
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LMAO 😂😂😂
I’d be lying if I said my VIT doesn’t say the same things!
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😂😂😂
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Us guys only dream about sports or video games. Honest !
That Carol is the name of one game character. It’s true !
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Likely story 😉
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HAHAHAHA! You just made me spit when I laughed out loud. SO FUNNY. Now I want to know…who the fuck is Carol?
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That’s what I want to know! hahahaha!
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ROFL
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This is so funny. I enjoy reading your blogs! Thank you for liking my blog post.
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LMAO! I never worried about my ex dreaming about other women. He had to worry about me dreaming about him! I would have dreams where he was just a total dick and I would wake up soooo angry at him!
“Dream you is such a dick!”
“WTF THAT’S NOT MY FAULT!”
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We’ve all been there! LOL!
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Haha. VIT is the reason for our suspicion sometimes. 😂😂😂 This cracked me up.
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Haha. VIT is the reason for our suspicion sometimes. 😂😂😂
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No, VIT didn’t go there…..You crack me up lady!!!!!!!
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hahaha VIT proceeds to wake him up
imagine being woken up with, “WHO IS CAROL?!”
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Hi,
I nominated you for a sunshine blogger award 🙂
https://ntrovertednxtroverted.wordpress.com/2018/01/21/the-sunshine-blogger-award/
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Thank you so much!!
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You’re welcome!
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I have had this argument with my wife every time she dreams that I’ve cheated on her. “Who the fuck is Carol?” “I don’t know anyone named Carol!” “Well, ya knew her last night!” LOL
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LOL!!!
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You made me laugh once again. I wanted to let you know that I’ve nominated you for The Liebster Award – https://wordpress.com/post/armedwithakeyboard.com/1625
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Sorry about that, here is the correct link – https://armedwithakeyboard.com/2018/01/22/liebster-award-2018/
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Thank you!!
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Damn that bitch Carol!
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So I’m not the only one…!
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