What Do You Think He Is Dreaming About?

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: What do you think Keith is dreaming about?

Me: I don’t know, go to sleep.

VIT: I bet he’s dreaming of other women.

Me: He’s not dreaming of other women.

Me: ……

Me: … What other women?

VIT: I don’t know. Maybe Carol?

Me: Who the fuck is Carol?!

VIT: That’s exactly what I want to know!


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32 thoughts on “What Do You Think He Is Dreaming About?

  1. LMAO! I never worried about my ex dreaming about other women. He had to worry about me dreaming about him! I would have dreams where he was just a total dick and I would wake up soooo angry at him!
    “Dream you is such a dick!”
    “WTF THAT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

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  2. Andy Wagner

    I have had this argument with my wife every time she dreams that I’ve cheated on her. “Who the fuck is Carol?” “I don’t know anyone named Carol!” “Well, ya knew her last night!” LOL

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