It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Mastur…
Me: Shhhh!
VIT: ……
VIT: …bate.
VIT: ………
VIT: Masturbate.
Me: ……
Me: ………
Me: ….. damnit.
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It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Mastur…
Me: Shhhh!
VIT: ……
VIT: …bate.
VIT: ………
VIT: Masturbate.
Me: ……
Me: ………
Me: ….. damnit.
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OH MY GOD! I literally just choked on my coffee. Great entry!
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Bahahaha!!!!
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…and then she slept like a rock 😉
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😉
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Yessss!! Sometimes a girl has to take matters into her own hands! You do you, girl!😜😂😂
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I second that!
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It’s always helped me fall asleep…
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Literally me last night. And the night before that. And the night before that… And being single has some serious drawbacks.
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Masturbating at your leisure is not a drawback my friend. Don’t you forget it!
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rofl TABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !111111111
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*Blush* Well, if you got an itch, might as well scratch it. XD
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That is so relateable omg xD
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We got the same brain or what? Lol
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😂 🧠 ♥️
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Omg xD I’ve been there LMAO
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