It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Waz happenin’?
Me: Shhh shh shh, it’s just the alcohol. Go to sleep.
VIT: Why is it the way it is, then?
Me: It’s supposed to make you quiet.
VIT: So you know what I told him?!
Me: Or…completely incoherent…apparently.
VIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!