It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Could you please not sleep with your feet off the bed?
Me: I’m hot.
VIT: … and what, the air is colder off the bed?
Me: Yes.
VIT: Just bring them back in.
Me: Why?
VIT: I don’t want to say…
Me: Jesus.
VIT: It’s just an unwholesome thing to do.
Me: Go to sleep.
VIT: ……
VIT: …… It’s Chucky.
Me: Chucky?
VIT: Yeah.
Me: Chucky? The killer doll from the 80’s movies?
VIT: That’s correct. He may be under the bed.
Me: ……
Me: ………
Me: … Yeah, alright.
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Ha! Dude, I NEVER sleep with my feet hanging off of the bed because, DUH, the guy who lives under my bed is totally going to grab them!!! I’d rather sweat like a pig!
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Haha! Every single time!!
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That will never happen to me! If my feet aren’t warm, I don’t sleep. It takes socks and two layers of blankets to get them warm enough, even in summer. Chucky’s never even going to find them!
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😂😂😂
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Chuckles will get those damn feet every time, and have his way with your toes.
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😱😱😱
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Hahaha Same issue but I have learned to place them on top of the covers so they don’t hang over the edge of the bed! That way they cool off and the monsters under my bed can’t drag me out and under! 🙂
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Haha! Good thinking!!!
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Yes, feet off the bed would also freak me out, though It isn’t likely to happen since I finally bought an actual brand new real bed like an adult last year and there is so much space!
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You know, I have a freaking King size bed and I still always manage to have one dangling foot! Damn Swedish Genes!
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Hahaha. Genes will get you every time.
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Lol I remember as a kid being scared that either Chucky or the clown from It were lurking around the house waiting to grab me.
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Don’t even get me started on IT! (Shudders)
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Oh no way…. there is always someone under your bed just waiting to kill me. Which he can obviously only do once a foot is visible off the bed.
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Honestly, one of my greatest fears is having my feet outside the covers and feeling something touch them. One time, my fan blew a little piece of ribbon that was stuck on my comforter onto my foot and I screamed like Homer Simpson. I am totally with VIT on this one.
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This isn’t even comfortable!
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Hahaha, my brain goes straight to “remember Arachnaphobia? That movie your parents made you watch when you were 7? Put your feet under the blankets.”
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🕷🕷🕷😱
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I had totally forgotten about that movie. I’ve always hated scary movies, but I did watch that one and it scared the hell out of me. I’d love to watch it again with my adult eyes and see what I think now.
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You’re way braver than me, I still won’t watch that movie. I don’t even eat handfuls of popcorn because of that scene where a spider was hiding in the popcorn and then the guy eats it and it somehow managed to survive and killed the guy who ate it. I eat my popcorn 2 kernels at a time, tops
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😂😂😂 I get it. I don’t remember any of it because it was so long ago, but now I’m reconsidering watching it. I don’t want anything coming between me and shoving my face with popcorn.
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It’s so funny how our minds can convince us that there is a killer doll on the loose to get us. 😂😂😂
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I always sleep with my feet off the bed XD If they’re not hanging off by the toes at least, I can’t sleep sometimes XD Chucky, though? Really, girl. I would have thought like the Boogeyman or something, lol. I haven’t seen any of those movies in forever!
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Bwahahaha, yes! I could never, fucking ever sleep with my feet off the bed. I didn’t imagine Chucky because he’s too damn scary for me to think about, but some kind of monster/hideousness is down there waiting for my body parts. Who sleeps with body stuff hanging off the bed anyway?? I’m with VIT on this one!
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Literally.
Laughing.
My.
Ass.
Off.
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Haha when you’re hot so you stick your feet out from under the blanket and immediately feel better.. but then your overactive brain is like, “BUT MONSTERS AND GHOSTS AND SERIAL KILLERS,” so you pull your feet back under the safety of your non-stab-able, ghost-proof blanket.
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I always have my feet on the bed when I sleep, but I can’t sleep with socks on! 😩 It doesn’t matter if it’s in the dead cold of winter with the heat barely on. I just can’t get comfortable enough to fall asleep with the cotton around my feet.
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GREAT! Now I have something new to worry about!
LOL
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I hate sleeping with my feet outside the sheet. It just feels icky and weird. Listen to VIT and bring those footsies back under the covers.
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😂 I love how you are always on the VIT’s side!
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Hey, I take your side on occasion.
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:):):):):)
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