It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Could you please not sleep with your feet off the bed?
Me: I’m hot.
VIT: … and what, the air is colder off the bed?
VIT: Just bring them back in.
VIT: I don’t want to say…
VIT: It’s just an unwholesome thing to do.
Me: Go to sleep.
VIT: …… It’s Chucky.
Me: Chucky? The killer doll from the 80’s movies?
VIT: That’s correct. He may be under the bed.
Me: … Yeah, alright.
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