It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: You’re laying on something.
Me: I’m not laying on anything. Go to sleep.
VIT: Yes you are.
VIT: You can’t feel that?
Me: Ok, yes, ugh, what the hell am I laying on?
VIT: Oh….
Me: What?
VIT: …It’s your back fat.
Me: WHAT?!
VIT: Yeah, you’re laying on your own back fat.
Me: I’M NOT LAYING ON MY OWN BACK FAT!
VIT: Mmmm, I’m afraid so.
Me: Fucking fuck.
Me: …
Me: ……!!
Me: ………!!!
Me: Oh God, it’s just the sheet. It’s all balled up!
VIT: Likely story…
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So fucking hysterical!!!!!!!!
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“Fucking fuck” is such a good line. Could I use that sometime?
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It’s yours! lol!
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Hahahahaha!!!
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Lol this has happened to me before too. XD
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Hahaha I have definitely had this VIT!
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Lol I wish WordPress had a laughing button.
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THAT. Is funny, i like that x
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Hahaha. Fucking fuck! You never fail to make me laugh, and I love this shit out of you for that reason and so many more!
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Do you two ever get any sleep?
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rarely! lol!
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I spit my soda out reading this!! bahahaha
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😂😂😂
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Lmao haaa! Dat back fat doe. 😂😂😂
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😂
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Hahahhaa. My back fat is always in my way!
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Love this! I saw you were over at my blog so I thought I would take a look at yours. I am new at this. Thanks for stopping by, I will be back to yours. Good stuff.
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VIT: How do you KNOW? It could be lierally anything…a rodent, maybe?
Better get up and turn the light on and check…
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I’ve been following your blog for a little while now and I have to say your posts are absolutely hilarious! You never disappoint
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Oh my gosh, thank you so much!
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Haha. So funny. VIT can make us think twice about our own bodies. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Fucking back fat!!!! hahahahaha
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