It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: When was peanut butter invented?
Me: I don’t know… the 1850s?
VIT: Wow. That’s really sad.
VIT: What was even the point of living before peanut butter?
Me: Maybe the 1890s…
VIT: That’s even worse!
VIT: That’s like, 100 million years of no. peanut. butter.
Me: Humans have not been around that long.
VIT: How long have they been around?
Me: Like, 5 million years.
VIT: That’s still way too long to go without peanut butter.
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