It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: You know those things that you should remember, because they make it seem really important, but then you forget them instantly?
Me: Go to sleep.
VIT: Like all the triangles.
Me: The triangles?
VIT: Yeah, there’s a shit ton of triangles.
VIT: Like acute.
VIT: And scalene.
Me: Please stop naming triangles.
VIT: … and isosceles.
Me: Shut. Up.
VIT: Isosceles would be a really great name for a boy.
Me: …… Ok, yes, it would.
VIT: Isosceles Shelley
VIT: Let’s have a baby!
Want to support Insomnia Girl? Share this post on Facebook!