It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: I have several questions about worms.
Me: ……
VIT: I have several questions about worms.
Me: ………
VIT: Hey!
Me: What are your questions about worms?
VIT: Do worms have sex?
VIT: Do they give birth or lay eggs?
VIT: If they lay eggs, how many worms hatch out of a single egg?
VIT: I know that if you cut a worm in half it makes two separate worms; can the two sides of the cut-up worm have sex with each other?
VIT: Would both sides of the same cut up worm get pregnant or lay eggs?
Me: I don’t know the answer to any of that.
VIT: …
VIT: ……
VIT: ………
VIT: I have several questions about cheese.
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i like your blogs. it makes me think. xx
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I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS TO ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
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😂
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ME TOO!
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I introduced my insomniac buddy to your blog today…. just wanna thank you for making us feel more normal. Love your work.
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Thanks Dee!!
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DAMNIT NOW I ALSO HAVE ALL THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT WORMS.
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WHAT ARE YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT CHEESE? I HAVE SEVERAL ANSWERS ABOUT CHEESE AND IF I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR I WILL DO MY DAMNEDEST TO FIND THEM BECAUSE
I HAVE A LOT OF OPINIONS ABOUT CHEESE. Cheese is goddamn fascinating.
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😂😂😂 find out next week on ” Insomnia Girl obsesses about cheese” lol
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“I know that if you cut a worm in half it makes two separate worms; can the two sides of the cut-up worm have sex with each other?”
I MUST KNOW NOW
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Haha!!
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