I Have Several Questions about Worms

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: I have several questions about worms.

Me: ……

VIT: I have several questions about worms.

Me: ………

VIT: Hey!

Me: What are your questions about worms?

VIT: Do worms have sex?

VIT: Do they give birth or lay eggs?

VIT: If they lay eggs, how many worms hatch out of a single egg?

VIT: I know that if you cut a worm in half it makes two separate worms; can the two sides of the cut-up worm have sex with each other?

VIT: Would both sides of the same cut up worm get pregnant or lay eggs?

Me: I don’t know the answer to any of that.

VIT:

VIT: ……

VIT: ………

VIT: I have several questions about cheese.


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12 thoughts on “I Have Several Questions about Worms

  1. WHAT ARE YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT CHEESE? I HAVE SEVERAL ANSWERS ABOUT CHEESE AND IF I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR I WILL DO MY DAMNEDEST TO FIND THEM BECAUSE

    I HAVE A LOT OF OPINIONS ABOUT CHEESE. Cheese is goddamn fascinating.

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  2. Gallantly, gal

    “I know that if you cut a worm in half it makes two separate worms; can the two sides of the cut-up worm have sex with each other?”
    I MUST KNOW NOW

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