Remember That Time You Went to Victoria’s Secret?

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: Remember that time you went to Victoria’s Secret and the sales girl said that someone who had as much “considerable saggage” as you should look into the Body by Victoria line?

ME: Yes.

VIT … and you were wearing a Body by Victoria bra at the time?

ME: Yeah.

VIT: Let’s kill her.


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25 thoughts on “Remember That Time You Went to Victoria’s Secret?

  1. Gale

    Holy godd@mn mother of f#ck. Oh, yeah, go show her saggage by …by …by what I don’t know offhand, mostly because time-machines aren’t real, but if they were, you could show her to her own future saggage. (Eeeep! I am so absof#ckinglutely weird right now.)

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