It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Remember that time you went to Victoria’s Secret and the sales girl said that someone who had as much “considerable saggage” as you should look into the Body by Victoria line?
ME: Yes.
VIT … and you were wearing a Body by Victoria bra at the time?
ME: Yeah.
VIT: Let’s kill her.
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I was reading this while also drinking carbonated water. My nose is very clean now. Thank you for the hearty laugh.
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😂😂 This proves that people will do anything to sell their products. Great post, as usual!!!
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I’m in!! 🙂
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This is so fucking outrageous I don’t even know what to say!! You should’ve removed your bra and smacked her with it, lol.
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I was getting some Victoria Secret underwear when they used to have high cut briefs on sale… and these two girls looked at the table I was choosing my undies from and said, “Oh look, granny panties.” I may need to borrow VIT. 😉
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What a rude sales girl!! 😤
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Hahahahaha!! THIS! Oh my god. Brilliant as usual. Let VIT know I’d totally help.
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😘
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VIT has some solid ideas sometimes.
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LOL nooooo ahahaha
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I offer my axe to this noble cause.
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I’m having a challenging week and this post made me laugh so hard. Tell me when VIT is ready to go vigilante.
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Haha! Oh! I’m sorry for your challenging week! Hope it’s gotten better!
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Holy godd@mn mother of f#ck. Oh, yeah, go show her saggage by …by …by what I don’t know offhand, mostly because time-machines aren’t real, but if they were, you could show her to her own future saggage. (Eeeep! I am so absof#ckinglutely weird right now.)
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😂 🤭 😆
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HA! I will hold her down for you.
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😂
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LOL wait, I want to help
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Saggage? If she wanted to see saggage I could SHOW her some saggage that would make her little eyes pop out of her skull.
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I’m also curious as to where she got that word from LOL Google is telling me that it’s not a real word
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Whenever I don’t have the word I need to describe something, I concoculate it.
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Hehe, I see what you did there
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I love “helpful” salespeople. They inspired me to carry a steak knife with me when I go shopping.
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😂
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