It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Remember that time you went to Victoria’s Secret and the sales girl said that someone who had as much “considerable saggage” as you should look into the Body by Victoria line?
VIT … and you were wearing a Body by Victoria bra at the time?
VIT: Let’s kill her.
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