It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Humans don’t live long enough.
Me: Yeah. I agree.
VIT: Why don’t you think humans live long enough?
Me: Because there is so much to overcome, and so much to experience, and the pain and beauty in the…
VIT: Eyeliner.
Me: You just interrupte…
VIT: It’s taken me like 3 decades to get my eyeliner on straight.
Me: Here we go…
VIT: So if it takes me 3 decades to get a straight line of black ink onto my eyelid, I need to live to like 500 if I am expected to get any other shit done.
Me: That’s very deep. Well done.
VIT: …… That’s what she said.
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What a gorgeous and glorious mind you have, Tiara.
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Don’t tell her that, Suzie Q, because she might lose her sleep over it trying to figure out what the hell you meant by that.
FWW, I never learned to use the eyeliner properly, so I gave up on the idea altogether a long time ago.
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Hahahaha!!!! I never got the eyeliner thing either. I can’t do anything in a straight line. I am cool with that!
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Straight is boring and so passé. We’re the zigzag types.
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We are, we so are!!!!!!
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🎨😘
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I don’t know who you are but your stuff is always hilarious. Keep it up!
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I was about to get into some science-y stuff about overpopulation and how humans actually live too long, but that eyeliner struggle is REAL so I kind of agree.
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very wise and true and then LOL at the end xD
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For me, it’s more like- I need to live long enough to really reap the benefits of finally learning how to properly eyeline my eyes.
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At least you’ve mastered that…whenever I apply eyeliner it ends up looking like that Joy Division album cover.
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😁😆😂🤭😁😆😂
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One of your 5 a day: VIT’a’mine
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😆
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Hi Insomnia Girl, took you ages to respond. Come on own up, you’ve been sleeping????
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💤
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I will need to live until I am one thousand years old, to master that. 🙄
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😆😂❤️♥️♥️💜😁
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Eyeliner? Is it a form of black magic?
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I think she has the Ostrich Pillow on backwards?
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I don’t plan to die until I learn how to successfully close the Ziploc seal on food packages and insert USB cords on the first try.
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😂
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Good one!
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