It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: I have this great idea for a movie script!
ME: That’s nice, we can write it in the morning.
VIT: I know that sometimes in the past, I have made things seem super important and like they needed to be dealt with immediately…
ME: Shhh. Sleep, sleep.
VIT: …and it turned out I just wanted to get you out of bed to make me a toaster struedel, but I am serious right now, this is important, please write it down, this is the best idea ever!
ME: ……
VIT: Please.
ME: Fine. What?!
VIT: Ok, this couple in the 1800s has a bunch of unmarried daughters and they aren’t doing so well financially and one of the daughters falls in love with a rich guy and the other daughter also falls in love with a rich guy, but they have a bunch of miscommunications because he is super arrogant and she is super biased…
ME: That is literally the plot to Pride and Prejudice.
VIT: … oh yea.
ME: Unbelievable.
VIT: Sorry….
ME: ……
VIT: Can I make it up to you with a nice hot toaster struedel?
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VIT is so generous!!!!
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VIT says stuedels for all!!! Lol
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I’m in!!
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Remakes are on the rise as of late. Maybe VIT does have a point.
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You are so funny. I honestly can’t believe that I get to hang out with you in real life.
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😘😍💕💜😍🍊
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I think VIT is loosing the plot.
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🤔🧐… agreed!
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I wish that people who wronged me would apologize to me with toaster streudel…or, ya know, just apologize at all…
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🤣…😭
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I can’t tell you how often I’m kept awake by script ideas, only to forget I even HAD an idea after I had the luxury of the rare 3 hours of sleep. I need to write more things in my bedside notebook other than my whacked dreams, for sure.
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Yes!!
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You put a smile on my face. Thank you . You are creative and get no sleep. My minds just speaks geborish!!!!
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😘
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I love Jane Austen. Thanks for sharing! 🖤🖤🖤
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They did Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Maybe you could do Pride and Prejudice and Werewolves? Or Vampires? Vampires are in, right?
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So in! Lol
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You got me. I knew it was going to be some utter bullshit because it’s VIT we’re talking about here, but you still got me. And that was before the toaster strudel offer. I want one so bad now…
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😂
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It IS a classic that is the basis for lots of rom-coms! ;D
hope you got that promised toaster struedel when you weren’t trying to fall asleep haha
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I just had to google ‘toaster strudel’ and now I wish we had them in the UK!
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Oh they are the best!!!!
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That’s ridiculous. Like anyone needs to be *asked* if they want a Toaster Struedel.
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😂😂
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Oh, Lord! Hahaha. A toaster strudel is not sleep, but it’s still a happy ending!
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