It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: When I die, I am going to leave 75 cents to a hundred different A-list celebrities.
Me: That’s a stupid waste of money.
VIT: No, it’s genius!
VIT: Want to know why?
Me: Not really.
VIT: Because they will all be so curious as to what kind of nut would leave them 75 cents in her will and they all come to my funeral.
Me: ……
VIT: … and all my friends will be like, “Holy shit! I didn’t know Tiara knew Antonio Banderas!”
Me: Good plan.
VIT: …
VIT: ……
VIT: ………
Me: What?
VIT: Just calculating how many years you probably have left to live…
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That’s actually a genius idea!! 😀
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😂😂😂
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Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
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I’ll see your 75 cents and raise you 25 cents. Now they’ll have to decide whether they wanna go to my funeral or yours. And guess who gave them a whole dollar? 😉
Love your blog, BTdubbs! Keep it up!
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Damn you prince!!
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sounds like a genius plan
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The end though. 😂😂😂 VIT is savage!!!
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As some others have said, this is genius! =P
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This is amazing! I wonder if it would work haha
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LOL that IS a surprisingly devious plan but also haha at your brain just eagerly anticipating the funeral of A-listers
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If nothing else, a stunt like that would probably make the news and you would be immortalized postmortem.
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I literally laughed aloud! 😂😂
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75 bucks would buy an awful lot of toaster strudel. Might want to rethink.
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I like your idea. But I think I’ll put an extremely rare and valuable quarter in the mix. Then fill tube socks with handfuls of the quarters. Everyone gets a sock as a weapon. Last one standing gets them all–including the rare and valuable quarter. I mean…Viola Davis cold-cocking Meryl Streep with a tube sock full of quarters? That’s material for at least a month’s worth of blog posts right there…
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Meryl Streep could totally take Viola Davis!
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They’re both pretty scrappy. But either way, it’s still fun for the whole family.
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You get me sir. You get me.
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