When I Die, I Am Going to Leave 75 Cents to a Hundred Different A-List Celebrities

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: When I die, I am going to leave 75 cents to a hundred different A-list celebrities.

Me: That’s a stupid waste of money.

VIT: No, it’s genius!

VIT: Want to know why?

Me: Not really.

VIT: Because they will all be so curious as to what kind of nut would leave them 75 cents in her will and they all come to my funeral.

Me: ……

VIT: … and all my friends will be like, “Holy shit! I didn’t know Tiara knew Antonio Banderas!”

Me: Good plan.

VIT:

VIT: ……

VIT: ………

Me: What?

VIT: Just calculating how many years you probably have left to live…


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19 thoughts on “When I Die, I Am Going to Leave 75 Cents to a Hundred Different A-List Celebrities

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  2. I like your idea. But I think I’ll put an extremely rare and valuable quarter in the mix. Then fill tube socks with handfuls of the quarters. Everyone gets a sock as a weapon. Last one standing gets them all–including the rare and valuable quarter. I mean…Viola Davis cold-cocking Meryl Streep with a tube sock full of quarters? That’s material for at least a month’s worth of blog posts right there…

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