It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Remember when you found out Santa wasn’t real?
VIT: … and you somehow reasoned that George Washington wasn’t real, because you thought all historical-seeming men with white hair weren’t real if Santa wasn’t real?
Me: …… vaguely
VIT: … and you got called into the principal’s office because you were telling all the kids in school that George Washington wasn’t real?
VIT: You were a strange kid.
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