It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: I have several questions about worms.
Me: ……
VIT: I have several questions about worms.
Me: ………
VIT: Hey!
Me: What are your questions about worms?
VIT: Do worms have sex?
VIT: Do they give birth or lay eggs?
VIT: If they lay eggs, how many worms hatch out of a single egg?
VIT: I know that if you cut a worm in half it makes two separate worms; can the two sides of the cut-up worm have sex with each other?
VIT: Would both sides of the same cut up worm get pregnant or lay eggs?
Me: I don’t know the answer to any of that.
VIT: …
VIT: ……
VIT: ………
VIT: I have several questions about cheese.
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