It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: You know what I hate?
Me: ……
VIT: The term “Jill off.”
Me: Like “jerk off” for girls? What’s wrong with it?
VIT: It just bothers me.
Me: Go to sleep.
VIT: You just can’t put “Jill” in front of everything to indicate that it’s the girl version.
Me: Ok, that’s fine, no Jills. Go to sleep.
VIT: Ok. Don’t let the bed Jills bite!
VIT: Maybe you will get a visit from the sand Jill.
VIT: Actually it’s not there to replace “jerk off” but “jack off”.
Me: Jesus.
VIT: So I guess that’s fine.
VIT: ……You know what else bothers me?
Me: ……What!?
VIT: Terrorism.
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