When I Retire I Want to Take Up Pumpkinery

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: When I retire I think I want to take up pumpkinery.

Me: You do that.

Me: ……

Me: …Pumpkinery?

VIT: Yeah, and snowmanery.

Me: ……

Me: I know I am going to regret this but, what?

VIT: You know, people who are really good at carving pumpkins and building snowmen. It’s festive and artistic.

Me: Sure, makes sense. Night night.

VIT: ……And hedgery.

Me: Mhmmm. Sounds good.

VIT: ……

VIT: and dolphinery.

Me: THAT’S NOT A WORD!


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